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Fruit Demotivational Poster

B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet

TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
12 Eggs On The Side Please.

KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.

TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.18/5

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Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity gay homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


ORGANICS - Ya see what happens without pesticides?

TAGS: poison fruit monster pesticides evil
Rating: 3.68/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!

TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am

FRUIT - When he saw it he shat bricks.

TAGS: fruit cookie monster
Rating: 2.38/5

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GuinnessTroll - April 1, 2010, 11:47 am
better to shat than to shitted
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Bricks shat? Really? C'mon!

LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom

TAGS: lol fruit lulz om nom nom watermelon
Rating: 2/5

HONEYDEW MELON - The only action you're getting tonight!

TAGS: fruit is juicy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 2:16 pm
Sean- Sometimes a melon is just a melon
Sean - May 16, 2010, 1:17 pm
Here's a first. A CB poster putting me off ... whatever that's supposed to resemble. *sigh*
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 11:44 am
LOL!!!!!! Yipes! Cubby is partial to the yellow-flesh watermelon.
GreyScorpion - May 16, 2010, 11:37 am
the only chance at HoneyDew is if I complete the Honey-DO, and her putting a fresh 18 in the fridge is her strategy against either of that happening.
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:27 pm
It would appear someone already lined it with their seeds. Oh well... can't turn away good melons!

FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...

RIPENESS IS ALL - Don't let the moment slip by you

I COME IN THE NIGHT... - for your fruit!!

TAGS: night fruit
Rating: 4.18/5

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lilshiorta - June 9, 2011, 5:14 pm
Rawfulmao:D XDXD

STRAWBERRIES - Why they be on my nipples?

TAGS: strawberrys nipplez fruit salad
Rating: 2.11/5

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Zook - November 21, 2010, 4:57 pm
good job describing the text highlighted on the screen


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol

FRIENDSHIP - Is like artificial fruit. It's beautiful, until you put the bite on it.


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!

ANGLE - Makes the difference.

TAGS: angle girl eating banana smile fruit
Rating: 3.62/5

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rerun - April 14, 2010, 8:04 pm

so does gender


TAGS: durian smell fruit mooooooo
Rating: 4.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 1:40 pm
Seriously....In a dream.......After watching too many travel shows.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 1:40 pm

I google it......only you could put this together
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 1:39 pm
I should have used "is" instead of "tastes"..... I did, I don't know why I changed it.....No lie, this came to me in a dream, and I butchered it. Woe is me.......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 1:36 pm
How do you mean?
rerun - November 24, 2010, 1:34 pm

mooooo, you are a little off.

FRUIT ROLL UPS - It's uses are endless!

TAGS: fruity
Rating: 3.94/5

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FRUIT CAKE!!! - Not to be eaten if it's older than you.



BITE ME - don't we wish

TAGS: fruit
Rating: 3.4/5

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STRAWBERRY DELIGHT - I don't remember strawberries being this good... but then, I never did get out much..

TAGS: strawberry fruit
Rating: 3.14/5

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boytoynextdoor - December 24, 2011, 5:48 pm
strawberries in rice fields? that's the first
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:41 am
Is it just me, or are those strawberries larger than... yeah, that's about right..
rerun - August 29, 2010, 5:12 pm

Hawaii has rice fields?
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
I'm bringing my amigos to Hawaii's rice fields now!
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
TTH... they work for even less tha mexicans... I think it IS in jeopardy!
Cubbybear - August 29, 2010, 5:06 pm
This is so wrong...we Asians don't pick strawberries
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 4:46 pm
Settle down, your jobs not in jeopardy Aggy.
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 4:32 pm
Asians picking strawberries... wait... what?

FRUITS & NUTS - "Snookums, your relatives from California are here!"

KIWIS ARE YUMMY - Aren't They?

TAGS: fruit
Rating: 3/5

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Cubbybear - February 17, 2009, 11:08 am
Mice is what makes then Juicy Brit
Briton of Rose - February 17, 2009, 8:04 am
Yeah, but have you seen where they come from? (See poster #34090)


Durian -

TAGS: fruit king sweet yellow spiky nice delicious
Rating: 2.75/5

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garth - June 16, 2009, 8:19 pm
oh snap, pwnage
Culos - March 2, 2009, 5:01 am
Shotsy, have you ever noticed that in writing people tend to use punctuation? I suggest you try and master that art before commenting on grammar and spelling.
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:55 am
I feel stupid disregard that statement for this new one Apparently the king of fruits has no grammatical skills
Shotsy - March 2, 2009, 4:54 am
Apparently the king of fruits can't spell for shit.
Fruit King - January 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
You have insulted the king, I will know spiked you with my green thorn you banana...
Bananaobama - January 3, 2009, 7:51 am
A stinky king

STAGE ONE IS COMPLETE... - So bring on the boobs and we'll see what these bras can REALLY do!

TAGS: square fruit
Rating: 2.75/5

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TAGS: difference calendar fruits nuts einstein
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2012, 6:27 pm
HA! Agreed. 5L
Rick69 - November 20, 2012, 8:43 am
Oh yeah... Loving this...

times have changed -


TAGS: depression demotivator fruitcake
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - December 24, 2012, 6:08 am
Echoes my sentiments.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
rerun - December 23, 2012, 6:26 pm

100% greatness right of the gate.

GRAPEFRUIT - When the hunter becomes the hunted.

Parked -

UMMMM - That is one banana I don't feel like eating

TAGS: fruit banana morphed
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 10:31 am
And there goes my breakfast...teehee. Nice 5L pic.

Advertising -

TAGS: kiwis fruit i ll pass
Rating: 4/5

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OSA - July 7, 2014, 11:12 pm
I'll take your word about the taste, but I'd prefer a fejoa!


TAGS: fruity
Rating: 3.7/5

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HARVEST BROWN - Looting the fruited plain.

Dragon Fruit -

There You Have It -

TAGS: fruits nuts
Rating: 2.97/5

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barockeva - December 8, 2008, 7:07 am
So God doesnt hate queers then?
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 7:23 pm
See? There's sane religious people out there!

FRUITS - Made with real fruits

FRUIT CAN TALK - but when you find out you kinda wish they could't

TAGS: fruit
Rating: 2.2/5

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Lemon - Aid -

TAGS: lemon fruit health help natural
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 2, 2015, 10:43 am
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:42 am
GROOAAAAN!!!!!! That is EVIL! LUV IT!!! 5LOL lions, Blesic!

Happy Mothers Day -

TAGS: lies liar mom fruit leather fruit roll up
Rating: 5/5

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geewizpaul - June 20, 2013, 8:05 am
Ha, ha. So true mom, fuck you and your hippie hoopla bullshit. We shouldn't be punished for your inability to teach us to simply control our cravings. instead of you believing in us you give us an endless bucket of crap to eat striking your responsibility
prideside5 - June 3, 2013, 9:21 pm
OMG, this makes my day! I alway knew the difference and was made to feel bad for pointing it out. Now I when I'm faced with the choice at the store there is no choice. One sucks and the other belongs in a lab to be studied. Great Post
player4reel - June 2, 2013, 1:35 am
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Hellza Yes my mom and the bunk babysitters she hired always tried to force feed me that nasty "REAL" shit. You know what else is real mom? Your ass. A kid knows the difference and thats the real real! This is great

Vegan -

TAGS: vegan murder innocent fruit vegetables tattoo mugshot
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:24 am
He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 12:12 pm
Yes :)
mizzdizz - April 2, 2016, 11:53 am
ROTFL! This is a mug shot, right? ^!!!!!

Coming Of Age -

TAGS: holiday fruitcake gag literally
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:38 pm
Greeny, HAHAHAHA! True!!! Great way to gift the family members that give you a bad time the rest of the year! 5 Lol lions!
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:36 pm
GO, candied cherry chunks or citron, a type of fruit kind of like tangerines.
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:33 pm
Silvy, I'm with you! My favorite type are the cake-y ones---more rum! Wash down all that sweet gooey goodness with some spiked coffee or somethin'...yum! The dry ones? Bricks!
Silverheart - January 4, 2016, 1:02 am

I like fruitcake. The moister, the better. It's even better soaked in rum.
GaryO - January 3, 2016, 10:36 pm
and just what are those insipid red and green devices?

Understanding -

TAGS: expectations fruit tree
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 8, 2015, 11:13 pm
Or rather, can’t get blood out of a turnip...
mizzdizz - August 8, 2015, 8:35 pm
Nice statement of the obvious, Greeny! Luv it! 5L

Encrypted -

TAGS: encrypted fruit orange tinfoil hat paranoid illuminati cinspiracy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:40 pm
COOOOOL!! Thanks for sharing the pic JW! Nice poster! ^!



Killer Tomatoes -

Green Grocers -

Hemingwhy Cookie Crossed Over -

Bats -

TAGS: belfry batty bats fruit eaters
Rating: 4.33/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:53 pm
Wait. You meant baseball bats, right? My bat, here, is a .45 inch diameter 230 grain full metal jacket. C'mon in... have three things to say, two to the chest and one to the head. Thanks for playing.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:29 pm
What the heck? That's dinner for two!
steve1961 - November 15, 2014, 2:21 pm
Bats in my neighbourhood weigh 34 ounces and have nails in them...

FIND THE SUPINE FIGURE - among the veggies in aisle 12

D•I•E•T - Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.