Fruit Demotivational Poster
B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet
KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.
GOLD PANTS -
LET'S GO BANANA -
ORGANICS - Ya see what happens without pesticides?
THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!
FRUIT - When he saw it he shat bricks.
LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom
HONEYDEW MELON - The only action you're getting tonight!
FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...
RIPENESS IS ALL - Don't let the moment slip by you
I COME IN THE NIGHT... - for your fruit!!
STRAWBERRIES - Why they be on my nipples?
THE GANGS ALL HERE -
FRIENDSHIP - Is like artificial fruit. It's beautiful, until you put the bite on it.
AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -
ANGLE - Makes the difference.
FRUIT ROLL UPS - It's uses are endless!
FRUIT CAKE!!! - Not to be eaten if it's older than you.
BITE ME - don't we wish
STRAWBERRY DELIGHT - I don't remember strawberries being this good... but then, I never did get out much..
FRUITS & NUTS - "Snookums, your relatives from California are here!"
KIWIS ARE YUMMY - Aren't They?
RESIDENT EVIL -
STAGE ONE IS COMPLETE... - So bring on the boobs and we'll see what these bras can REALLY do!
OBVIOUS SUBTLETY -
times have changed -
GRAPEFRUIT - When the hunter becomes the hunted.
UMMMM - That is one banana I don't feel like eating
STRAWBERRY BODY SPRAY -
HARVEST BROWN - Looting the fruited plain.
Dragon Fruit -
There You Have It -
FRUITS - Made with real fruits
FRUIT CAN TALK - but when you find out you kinda wish they could't
Lemon - Aid -
Happy Mothers Day -
Coming Of Age -
Killer Tomatoes -
Green Grocers -
Hemingwhy Cookie Crossed Over -
FIND THE SUPINE FIGURE - among the veggies in aisle 12
D•I•E•T - Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.